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Posted on 31st Jul at 2:51 PM, with 5 notes

itslikeoneofmyjapaneseanimes:

i have a feeling ridley is going to be playable in smash 4.
as much as i don’t give a shit.

ridley’s cool and all but honestly this feels like a shitty meme or something, like really who cares he was never in before.

Posted on 31st Jul at 2:50 PM, with 45 notes

yugichrist:

yugichrist:

Real Life Minecraft Trolling!!! I seal a real ten year old into his bedroom with real cobblestone!!!

"Haha, this is just like in Minecraft you stupid noob," I shout playfully as I seal up his window

Posted on 31st Jul at 2:48 PM, with 26 notes

quoms:

anime and manga piracy, like piracy of literally everything else, is driven by two factors: 1) not spending money, and 2) the fact that it is a fuckin’ slog through the mud to get things without pirating them. where piracy is prevalent, it is because it is quicker, more convenient, and provides an all-around better user experience than attempting to buy things legally

shit, you ever pirate a game and have it ctd on opening or something? you even get better tech support for that than you will in a million years from EA. it’s full service

attempting to shut down distributors of pirated media does nothing to fix the actual problem. adding obstructive DRM to products (yelling at you, EA origin) that make basic activities like ‘using them on more than one device’ difficult - or, worse, a ‘feature’ that needs to be bought - exacerbate it

and there is an entire body of empirical research that has demonstrated this repeatedly, as well as demonstrated that piracy, taken by itself, has no meaningful impact on profits. entrenched capitalists will ignore this forever because they are the most dim-witted and cowardly people on the planet earth

solution: don’t play shitty AAA games full of bugs and feminism and just play good games

Posted on 31st Jul at 2:43 PM, with 5,394 notes
yugichrist:

legalizememes:

yugichrist:

You are on your way from the LOCAL LIBRARY to the U-HAUL rental center to rent a moving van when you are suddenly confronted by a TEMPLAR KNIGHT. He wields his BROADSWORD threateningly, expressing through his firm body language that he shows no interest in letting you pass. What is your course of action?

leave

You turn and walk away from the LOCAL LIBRARY, abandoning your mission to rent a moving van from the U-HAUL rental center. The TEMPLAR KNIGHT does not pursue you; as you make some distance from him, you can hear him sheathing his BROADSWORD back into its scabbard. You get home, but you never do rent a U-Haul van and have to give away all of your belongings in your old apartment before you move into your new apartment, leaving you eternally bitter and unhappy…
GAME OVER
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yugichrist:

legalizememes:

yugichrist:

You are on your way from the LOCAL LIBRARY to the U-HAUL rental center to rent a moving van when you are suddenly confronted by a TEMPLAR KNIGHT. He wields his BROADSWORD threateningly, expressing through his firm body language that he shows no interest in letting you pass. What is your course of action?

leave

You turn and walk away from the LOCAL LIBRARY, abandoning your mission to rent a moving van from the U-HAUL rental center. The TEMPLAR KNIGHT does not pursue you; as you make some distance from him, you can hear him sheathing his BROADSWORD back into its scabbard. You get home, but you never do rent a U-Haul van and have to give away all of your belongings in your old apartment before you move into your new apartment, leaving you eternally bitter and unhappy…

GAME OVER

Posted on 31st Jul at 2:42 PM, with 45 notes
mayorvicki:

the humble beginnings of my basement garden!

mayorvicki:

the humble beginnings of my basement garden!

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